I have been playing and writing music since I was a kid. Music takes up a lot of disk space, so I will just include links to one or two songs and change them from time to time. After I make my first million on songwriting, I will upgrade to a slicker, more impressive interface. Here's a make-it up-as-you-go-along song that I played on a friend's out-of-tune piano. I used my laptop to record it in case the song might prove to have any interesting ideas. While I was playing, my friend's dog and cat crawled underneath the piano bench and decided to rest their bodies on both of my feet as I was playing. I was feeling down at the time, and maybe the animals sensed my mood and were trying to provide some solace. I felt like the song's title should be "existential," but the dog and cat voted for "sleeping on uneasy feet."